Your promises, they look like lies

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Aug 1

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

Aug 1
frankie-way:

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

IT’S OKAY GERARD
IM FINE
SHUT UP GERARD
YOURE EMBARRASSING ME GOD DAMNIT

frankie-way:

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

IT’S OKAY GERARD

IM FINE

SHUT UP GERARD

YOURE EMBARRASSING ME GOD DAMNIT

(Source: scrotumcoat)

Aug 1

whydouwantaname:

You can’t escape Fury, Steve! XD

(Source: dehaanie)

Aug 1
pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

(Source: garden-of-hysteria)

Aug 1

always-and-forever-analbeads:

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

i think this would be anybody’s reaction to having a pad or tampon thrown at them? like would a woman or non binary person just stand there and get slapped in the face with a bloody rag??

Aug 1

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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Aug 1
  • plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie.
Aug 1

mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

Aug 1

(Source: amancreates)

Aug 1

I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet, I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time I care about a lot, I hate people but I develop crushes easily, I hate myself but at the same time I’m completely fabulous.

- unknown (via kushandwizdom)

Aug 1

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

Aug 1

greglestrade:

My favourite thing about Orlando Bloom punching Justin bieber are the write ups about it in newspapers. Because nearly ever single one is like ‘hunky Orlando Bloom punches brat Justin Bieber’. Everyone hates him so much.

Aug 1

rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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Aug 1

just-watching-tumble:

"Puny god."

All I can think of is in the second one Tom said he had a rope tied to his leg.  He told the crew to pull it during his speech so it would look like he was grabbed.  He didn’t know when it was happening so he wouldn’t anticipate it and well there you go - standing delivering a speech on how grand he is and - WHOOP there he goes….

(Source: lokihiddleston)

Aug 1

youreawizardofdragonslarry:

midosakaz:

clockmocker:

tescosfinest:

mygarrison:

tescosfinest:

AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I

imageheaven

Except we do get these in America?

this week on: some country thinks it has candy americans do not

Bwahahaha